New Weekly Everything Power Rankings
In this story and on The Charlie Bernstein Show, we answer the question, "who cares about mediocrity?" definitively as we say to hell with a 1-32 NFL Power Rankings, a standard 1-25 college football poll are anything else that's become standard and mundane. We look only toward the best and worst.
NFL Top 5
1. Seattle Seahawks- They throttled the 49ers, who I thought were the best team in football. The Seahawks can beat you in any type of game and they never lose at home.
2. Denver Broncos-The Broncos have too many weapons for any defense to defend. Let's see what happens when the weather gets colder.
3. Chicago Bears- Smokin' Jay led the team from behind to another victory. Martellus Bennett may be the most underrated free agent acquisition of the season.
4. New Orleans Saints- Their defense is much improved and Malcolm Jenkins is turning into one of the best safeties in the NFL.
5. Miami Dolphins- The Dolphins front seven is as good as any in the league right now and Ryan Tannehill is turning into a playmaking quarterback. We'll learn a lot more from the Dolphins this weekend as they take on the Atlanta Falcons.
"Amateur" Football Top 5
1. Alabama- They beat a legitimate Top 10 team on the road after falling behind 14-0. Big time performance.
2. Oregon- They beat an SEC team by 45 points. Nobody else will do that to Tennessee.
3. Clemson- I can't drop them for not playing this week.
4. Louisville- Solid performance against an SEC team on the road in a rivalry game.
5. Stanford- They traveled all the way east and won a game against a mediocre Army team. Tough spot for Stanford as they likely weren't up for the game.
1. John Football-He led his team to the highest yardage output Alabama has ever allowed. And 42 points. It's not his fault the defense is awful.
2. Teddy B.- I can't downgrade him too much for beating a SEC rival on the road despite not putting up video game numbers.
3. Jameis Winston- He has more touchdowns (6) than incompletions (5).
1. Chicken Wings- When done properly there's no beating wings. Spicy, crispy goodness.
2. Buffalo Shrimp- Usually consistent and good, even if the sauce isn't great.
3. Chili Cheese Fries- As long as they're loaded with jalapenos and the fries are thin this is a lovely treat. Spicy ranch dressing makes for a great dipping sauce.
4. Fried Mozzarella- Does anyone not like this? Not the sticks but the squares. Carrabba's makes excellent ones.
5. Mussels Fra Diavolo- I love the spicy mix with the marinara sauce with these treasures from the sea. They are also good with garlic and white wine.
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