Buster Posey Takes Swing At Russian Meteor

San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey was ready to defend America against the meteor approaching Earth. The 25-year-old two time World Series champ has a lifetime .314 average and 46 home runs. Posey is not a power hitter but he is clutch hitter and Buster wasn’t going to let his country down.

President Obama called Posey earlier in the week to draft him into action. Luckily the meteor cleared the Earth’s orbit without incident.

This story is totally untrue! If it was 1998 that would be a different story, the steroid era players (Sosa, McGwire, Clemens) would have definitely flown into space to fight a meteor.