Once again, Florida State’s beloved quarterback and baseball player is back in the headlines. This time, for being in the mood for seafood.
We’re not sure if he was hungry and forgot his wallet or if this was just a silly dare. Regardless, people are taking stabs at the Heisman winner all over Twitter.
Since Jameis Winston only took crab legs, police had no probable claws to arrest him.
— Creg Stephenson (@CregStephenson) April 30, 2014 
lobs pic.twitter.com/uzzoR7kTpB 
— Tim Duval (@MadeByTim) April 30, 2014 
— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) April 30, 2014 
Breaking News: Miami hires Tallahassee Publix manager as his next defensive coordinator in hopes of stopping Jameis Winston this season
— Nole Fanatics (@NoleFanatics) April 30, 2014 
Really wonder about Jameis Winston’s decision making. This entire episode was high-bisque, low reward.
— Brian Hamilton (@BrianHamiltonSI) April 30, 2014