Make It Rain: 2013 College Football Forecast

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, my friends – college football is finally upon us. Today marks the beginning of the end for the BCS (anyone sad? Bueller…..Bueller), and yet another Alabama national championship. Notice, I said Alabama national championship, not SEC national championship. You as a fan do not get to take credit for something your team did not accomplish. (Unless your team is Alabama, in which case I would congratulate you) Now that I’ve ruined the ending for you, let’s take a glance at how the 2013 college football season is going to shake out. **Note** I reserve the right to change my mind at any time, delete this post and burn the computer I wrote this on as to get rid of all the evidence that I even dared to make such horrendous picks. Then again, I could be 100% right about all of this, but what the hell do I know anyway?

Conference Champions


Atlantic: Clemson

Coastal: North Carolina

Champ: Clemson


Legends: Ohio St.

Leaders: Michigan

Champ: Ohio St.



Pac 12

North: Oregon

South: USC

Champ: Oregon


East: Georgia

West: Alabama

Champ: Alabama


BCS Bowls

National Championship




Orange Bowl     

Clemson (ACC Champ)


Michigan (At-Large)

Sugar Bowl

Georgia (At-Large)


FSU (At-Large)

Rose Bowl                                                                                          

Ohio St. (B1G Champ)


Stanford (At-Large)

Fiesta Bowl

Texas (Big XII Champ)


Louisville (AAC “Champ”)


If You’re A Real College Football Fan, Watch These Games:

Week 1 (8/31)

Georgia at Clemson

Virginia Tech vs. Alabama (Georgia Dome, Atlanta)

Week 2 (9/7)

Florida at Miami

Notre Dame at Michigan

South Carolina at Georgia

Week 3 (9/14)

Alabama at Texas A&M

Week 4 (9/21)

Michigan St. at Notre Dame

Tennessee at Florida

Week 5 (9/28)

LSU at Georgia

Wisconsin at Ohio St.

Oklahoma at Notre Dame

Week 6 (10/5)

“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time”

Week 7 (10/12)

Florida at LSU

Texas vs. Oklahoma (Dallas)

Oregon at Washington

Week 8 (10/19)

FSU at Clemson

USC at Notre Dame

Miami at North Carolina (Thur. 10/17)

Week 9 (10/26)

Texas at TCU

Louisville at South Florida

Tennessee at Alabama

Week 10 (11/2)

Miami at FSU

Florida vs. Georgia (Jacksonville)

Michigan at Michigan St.

Week 11 (11/9)

Oregon at Stanford (Thur. 11/7)

LSU at Alabama

Nebraska at Michigan

Week 12 (11/16)

Florida at South Carolina

Oklahoma St. at Texas

Stanford at USC

Week 13 (11/23)

Texas A&M at LSU

Arizona St. at UCLA

Week 14 (11/30)

FSU at Florida

Ohio St. at Michigan

Clemson at South Carolina


Saturday, December 14

Army vs. Navy

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