As I scour the World Wide Web each morning in the hopes of finding additional knowledge and non-pornographic entertainment, I often find witty, creative writing on all types of sports websites. I’m now going to share three stories that I found especially entertaining.
Story #1- Translation Guide: College Football Recruiting Expert vs. Disgusting Pervert Who Should Be Castrated
Our friends at SportsPickle.com are always coming up with innovative, hilarious ideas and in the spirit of National Signing Day, they take a closer look at the so-called recruiting “experts” and compare their terminology with that of your basic pedophile.  Enjoy.
Story #2- Facebook Still Hates the New Jaguars Logo
Alfie Crow, editor at SB Nation Tampa Bay and Big Cat Country.com sifted through the thousands of reader comments on the Jacksonville Jaguars official Facebook page and found the dumbest of the dumb. Mouth breathers beware as Crow tackles stupidity better than a Jaguars linebacker. 
Story #3- An Essential Guide To Colin Kaepernick’s Kickass Tattoos
The San Francisco 49ers talented young quarterback Colin Kaepernick has become somewhat of a polarizing figure as fans sometimes judge the second-year star by his physical appearance instead of his thoughts, comments and actions. There was even a ridiculous story  suggesting the former Nevada grad belonged in a prison. Since we like looking at picture more than we do “reading stuff,” Benny Johnson has a funny portrayal about Kaep’s tats. 
We will discuss National Signing Day, steroids in the MLB, NFL, Super Bowl XLVII, the Tampa Bay Lightning and more on today’s spectacular edition of The Charlie Bernstein Show which you can hear right here  or on Sportstalk 1040 the Team, beginning at 3:00 EST.